So what you’re saying is because a data-mining company collected data on 50 million Americans ahead of the US election, we’re supposed to believe the social network with over 2 billion worldwide users is “fucked”?

Let’s do that with everything with a geeky fan base then???

The neo-Nazis have far more allies in law enforcement and the judiciary than anyone wants to admit. This should never have happened. He shouldn’t have been charged. At most, he should have been questioned. There should not have been any trial. His life is damaged because a group of literal neo-Nazis and their white…

what the fuck????? what is this bullsiht???? who approved this

To be fair, this what the Wall Street Journal considers to be your average middle class salary...

I’ve never understood the point of satire that’s indistinguishable from what it’s satirizing. 

Oh fuck off, with this bullshit. If this is meant to be satire, it is piss poor. We do not need to advocate for supporters and overseers of inhumane torture.

Schumer is absolutely in favor of this bill. He just knows he can’t get away with publicly supporting it.

He’s not protesting. He just got worn out waiting for an F train and had to get some fresh air and lie down. Then he asked, “Who’s responsible for this shitty train service? Why doesn’t the fucking governor do something about this!? Also, remind me later today to redirect MTA funds to pay for a light show on a bridge…

“Please forget that one of my closest lifetime friends just got convicted for wire fraud and bribery. If you can also ignore my IDC friends betraying their base by helping republicans kill progressive legislation that would be great. Look at me, I’m laying on the ground like a pleb! (note to self, burn this suit ASAP)”

The centrists sure are getting pissy, lately.

How would you know that based on this, given that nobody in the race was one of those and the milquetoast centrist troop barely beat his opponent?

Can you update to clarify that MISD is Mansfield ISD?
Mansfield occurs nowhere in the article... and is not explained properly. Mansfield is south of Arlington (itself in between Dallas and Fort Worth) and utilizing a phrase like “Dallas elementary school teacher Stacy Bailey” is largely inaccurate and misleading.
I say…

Might want to clarify this is in Mansfield, Texas, not Dallas.

We’ve got a breaking story to cover here in the Splinter Comment Section. I’m being told that the American press is vapid and awful and nearly as bad as the awful politicians they cover, largely because they’re all paid by the exact same people. Sources are telling the Splinter Comment Section that bullshit like this…

He can start with the large pharmaceutical companies who continue to push pain killers that are killing citizens instead of pain. They are also some of the largest contributors to keeping cannabis, a harmless product that could potentially help millions, off the ballot.

Yes, it is.

Why does he have to look so ugly? He looks like the literal personification of a preschool cartoon character....he looks like a muppet.

I love all the people defending the superdelegates as the party making it’s own decisions when I bet most would flip out if you suggested voting third party.

There’s no way this happens. Democratic leadership is going to take the wrong message away from 2016. They’ll decide that their picking of Clinton back in 2012 or earlier - and clearing of the field to try and make her nomination seem somehow democratic - was doomed by not having ENOUGH of their thumb on the scale.