Glover reads the narration with the gusto of someone who lost a bet to, or is being blackmailed by, Rashida Jones.

No, because they’re not a bunch of whiny children.

Was bitten by horse they keep out back. Staff said his name is Draymond Green....wont be returning.

Let me make sure I’m getting this right. First you dox someone, and when Twitter (correctly) starts suspending the accounts of those participating in the doxxing, you post a second article that’s basically whataboutism for all the other things people post on Twitter?

Thankfully the team’s performance wasn’t based on my Fortnite skills. What’s the lacrosse equivalent of losing your opponent in the middle of a build fight, voluntarily giving up high ground and taking massive fall damage?

It should either be Wario and Wuigi or Wamario and Waluigi.

Pretty cringy that the announcers didn’t realize it was an own goal until they saw the replay. I wonder if that has anything to do with them not actually being in Russia?

Counterpoint: Waluigi is a garbage character whose only purpose is to be filler in Mario Kart and sports games. They didn’t even get his name right—it should be Wuigi.

Not a Bachelorette fan by any stretch of the imagination, but that first tweet from Chris Harrison was aces.

With a longer cord?

Well I heard from someone in LeBron’s camp that his kids just finished the school year in Northeast Ohio; clearly he’s staying in Cleveland.

I can’t wait for Tillemann to bring up this story every, single, time he gives a speech in Congress.

It is in no way fair or acceptable to blame her or anyone else, not even Anthony.

I tried both sets of control styles during the demo, and I actually preferred the button controls. So YMMV - but I agree, everyone should check out the demo.

Well, every time a game makes a limited edition skin more widely available, a thousand whiny neckbeards complain, so I guess you could ask one of them.

When reached for comment, DeOssie’s wife said, “I told him to just wear one of the rings, but no, he had to bring them both in the glass display box like he’s Eli-freaking-Manning.”

You’re going to hell. Take this star with you.

Kyle L-owry

whether Stewart will be any good at it are anyone’s guess, but it seems safe to assume America’s soccer trajectory is as horizontal today as it was yesterday.

Just hear me out: The Browns didn’t do this last year, and went 0-16. They also didn’t do this two years ago, and they went 1-15.