NEMESIS

I'm sure if people adhered by this, we'd see a noticeable decrease in congestion

I made that ad at the top and suddenly I want a Jaguar now

Every other part of the movie was totally believable though.

This is guy is not fucking around.

If you had a working internet collection

Damn, glad he's ok as that's an insane wreck.

That bunny has seen some shit.

You're*

Everytime I see a Buick Lucerne from the back, especially at night, I think its a VW Phaeton

Can't believe nobody beat me to this one!

We refer to that as "apple-polishing."

Hey, that's snark. I recognize that :)

Actually I think it's rather important for things like buildings.

How tall are you? I'm 6'5" and most of the time my knees are already painfully pressed against an unreclined seatback. I 100% guarantee that your inability to recline isn't even a fraction as "uncomfortable" as when someone reclines into my knees.

I also enjoy masturbating, but you don't see me doing it on an airplane because it's anti-social behavior.

In the spirit of price gouging, I've been waiting for an airline to initiate a system where you have to swipe a credit card to recline BUT the person behind you can also pay double to veto.

So by the time you've read all the signs... you've got a parking ticket.

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