Kinda the House that’s the obstacle here.

Except exactly 0% of this is due to the Trump Administration. But, okay.

Don’t worry. It’s just the wings.

Paddling a canoe drunk? Oh, you better believe that’s a paddling.

Meh. I’d say the printing scenes in The Firm were equally tense.

Which Total Recall, though?

Small. Petty. Same thing.

Someone never heard the Ballbreaker album.

Wait. They’re all uncut?

*ahem*

I’ll be long in the cold, cold ground before I recognize the Canucks

Should have cropped a little lower...

Randy Ready

By the same token, many of the components which make up those vehicles are made by low wage workers in ‘right to work’ states and enter Canada for free. Also, US built vehicles make up a larger portion of the Canadian auto market than vice versa.

Can’t wait for the “You fuck your uncle, uncle fucker” picket signs.

Yeah. Not true. They’ve had an auto industry as long as we have, essentially. Fuck off with this.

So, there’s obviously a lot here. But as I was reading, one potentially glaring error stood out. Were you claiming Hamtramck is the only GM facility remaining in the city or the only assembly plant in the city? Because, while FCA recently closed Conner Ave, the Jefferson North plant remains open.

Looks like he would have been safe anyway, but a slow-mo version might have proven otherwise.

Wait. Where do Hardigree’s loyalties lie? I feel we should know whom the Jalops cheer for. (Obviously, Torch is a Tonawanda Kardex fan. But I’m genuinely curious about the rest.)

HE’SHE’S TRYING TO REACH FIRST BASE!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT’S PRODUCTIVE, CHRIS?!?!?! GAWKER LIB HIVE MIND!!