Right?! that cop was fucking running away from a suspect and he has a fucking gun and baton! 

Remember when Tony Romo retired and everyone was like, “LOL, bout time, mush brain.” Then he became an announcer was was actually enjoyable, interesting and insightful?
Jason Witten is bizzaro Tony Romo.

It’s almost like everything they say, all the time, is projection 

I could be wrong, but I believe he’s being sarcastic and simply showing how rediculous it is to compare what luck does with steel workers.

Nobody star this.

Wait, doesn’t putting 7 DBs on the field mean you’re daring the other team to *run*? Like, the Chargers said "your run game sucks ass, so we're going to load up on DBs"?

Why is philaDLJ a Ravens fan????  

Let's not buy into these large companies' BS that we need tort reform. The court system is the last vestige we have for holding these mega companies responsible and if tort reform passes there literally is nothing holding them back.

Eh, I think it’s pretty much a full team collapse. The Seahawk offense didn’t score on their final four drives, three punts (two 3 and outs in the fourth quarter) and then the interception. (Also the lead was three points with 7 mins remaining) Bad offense, bad defense, bad coaching, bad franchise!

There is limited chance of this actually hurting the orange bastard anyway. This kind of instability generally benefits large corporations and businesses and enables them to hold labor hostage while driving smaller competition out of business. Anyone with an iota of sense saw this coming a mile away the moment 45…

This. I’m honestly surprised they haven’t crashed the economy already; if you look at the previous crashes they caused, the time from “GOP president and Congress elected” to “GOP donors cash out by looting the market as the economy shits the bed” has been growing shorter and shorter. If the trend held, the economy…

No, he’s not some master manipulator. He’s not saying outrageous controversial things to cleverly distract us from the “real news”. He’s just ALWAYS saying outrageous and offensive things because that’s who he is.

“Democrats are basically hostage negotiators when it comes to dealing with Trump, except they have to be careful because he and the Republicans have proven they’re more than willing to shoot the hostages.”

Damn, that’s an excellent distillation.  I beg your pardon in advance, as I plan to steal it. 

People don’t care because people are individualistic assholes, generally speaking, and lack the intellectual abilities needed to see the effects of any given action beyond their bubble.

The Democrats could bait Trump into triggering a global recession, but they also don’t want to trigger a global recession because they actually care about people.

Of course, restructuring it around civil rights would make it harder for law enforcement to catch anyone, regardless of whether or not law enforcement goes as hard at “white nationalist terrorists” or not.

The commercial in the comments is AMAZING

You joke, but Eagle fans who remember Veterans Stadium...

This was one of the best things ever done on SNL.

Martin Short was brilliant there.