If that was a true story they would have signed Keenum. Unless Belichick is right beside Benoit on the speed dial.

I got the gist Cheech...

I agree. But your last sentence kinda got away from you there.... like the end of a frayed shoelace.

He takes a two hour drive (each way) every two weeks to get that haircut. In his Chrysler minivan. Really.

Nixon got the US out of Vietnam on virtually the same terms he deep-sixed just before the ‘68 election. So he did end US involvement, but only at a cost of thousands (and if you take in Cambodia Millions) of lives. Still worst ever so far.

I’d love to see him in NE. And Belichick tolerates ‘some’ off field loudmouthery; just no freelancing on field stuff, and the Pats need a lot of help on defense. He’ll fit in, but still be a man of articulate (if loud) opinions.

Lipless wonder too.

Gold toilet. You can say it, because nothing says you’re in touch with the little guy as much as having a gold crapper.

It has to be. This is why we’re here! Risk! Risk is our business.

Well before he was president, and just the garden variety asshole, game show host and swindler I was meh; he’s old, fat and an idiot and fleecing only people stupid enough to give him money. Now, he’s turned the amp up to eleven and actively making the entire world a much worse place. The coarseness, the rudeness even…

Very sorry to hear the news. I did enjoy his work on MASH; Winchester could respond to Hawkeye’s insults with an even more cutting repost and Stiers certainly made it work. But I really enjoyed his work in narration, particularly Ric Burns’ New York. He always provided just the right amount of gravitas and no one…

I’m holding out for a stroke. Leaving him an invalid with profound aphasia, so he understands completely his predicament but utterly helpless to do anything about it. With the wife subjecting him to daily private humiliations and him suffering through it for 20 or 30 years.

And after he beat cancer. And before he was president he helped repair a nuclear reactor after a partial meltdown. By going INSIDE the damaged reactor chamber. Yeah, he’d go running in to help. He was a mediocre president but still a badass when he had to be.

I’m glad you added the qualifier regarding his attention span. No fricken way could he maintain concentration for two hours. But he’d think he was Rick but he wouldn’t have been a loser and let Ilsa go.

Why is this even a thing? It wasn’t that long ago that asking if the was earth flat, was always a rhetorical question, and the answer was always no.

The GOP is Abe. Old, confused, raging against imaginary threats and ignoring real ones. But also racist. So far as I know Abe’s not racist.

More like a stepford wife from hell.

Who the hell goes in for a hug after someone flicks you? That is seriously unwanted attention. The GOP can only claim two Simpsons, Homer and Abe.

Yeah as a Canadian Patriots fan... I don’t wait for the translation. But I’ve been frickin’ spoiled. One less sport to obsess and waist my time over. Good job american team of nobodies!