At last, evidence that you should always bring Spears to a knife fight.

Who did they entrust to do the photoshopping? Is there some super-enlightened Orthodox guy working for the newspaper who can handle looking at female politicians without being overcome with lust?

Or people can just do whatever they want, or not do anything, and none of it matters.

I am fairly certain that if the menu does not describe salmon as "wild," then it is almost certainly not wild. Also, if the menu does describe salmon as wild, it is still almost certainly not wild.

YOU'RE TRYING TO RUIN IT BUT YOU CAN'T. CAUSE ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS GRILL UP THAT BUG AND SERVE IT WITH BUTTER.


MMM-MMMM. BUTTERED SEA BUGS.

Really? I do have external genitalia and I kinda want to give birth her children. But I'm probably not tough enough for her.

In our ecclesiastical region there are priests who don't baptise the children of single mothers because they weren't conceived in the sanctity of marriage. These are today's hypocrites. Those who clericalise the church. Those who separate the people of God from salvation."

He is the cat's ass. I love him.

"She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm."

In her spare time, the chef from David's story enjoys Russian Roulette, eating glass, and arm-wrestling silverback gorillas during their mating season.

"It's not wild chicken."

She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm.

Is it weird that it's much hotter with Peter Pan?

East Shitheel, Nebraska

Right? Social justice aside, transphobia is not a good look. Bigotry is kind of passe, non?

Saks, honey, is this really the hill that you want to die on?