I just don't know if anything will be as great as Crazy Eyes re-enacting Shakespeare at a scared straight session.

If Nationalism is totally hot to him, he must have been using the nightly news during the Arab Spring as porn. All those sexy, dirty nationalist protestors....

Dude, the REAL letter is like three times as long as the excerpts I posted. Seriously.

You deserve a cookie for reading that entire thing. My eyes glazed over by the TL;DR summation.

Having encountered a few people who came by for some hot chocolate during their breaks from reality, I'm really leaning towards your way of thinking.

I still fantasize about her to this day, because nationalism is the sexiest quality a girl can have aside from rich parents.

I think this guy had a psychotic break. Seriously. This is terrifying. I'm less inclined to think he is a douche and more inclined to suggest that he has, at best, a severe personality disorder.

if only my period was hot pink and not a sickening dark, rusty red that reminds me monthly of my mortality & that I have viscous innards that will one day stop being capable of reproduction. Now that's a fucking t-shirt, you hack.

So, 20-something artist creates menstruating vagina art. American Apparel does something intended to get attention. Not shocked. Would not wear it. I do wish I menstruated that color though. Much more like raspberry jam and less like ... putrid entrails. Sorry.

The very first scene of the very first episode of True Blood. Show started with a bang.

Let us not overlook historic soft porn like The Borgias, The Tudors and Spartacus.

True Blood, I think, which I consider tied with Game of Thrones for the most sex-filled TV show I've ever seen. I think there is more gratuitous-seeming sex in Game of Thrones. But I haven't seen the most recent seasons of TB, so maybe I'm off base with this. I've only seen one or two episodes from the Spartacus…

It's usually "protect and serve their own", unfortunately.

I'd wear it to work on the following ocassions:

When putting on your PJs isn't enough.

I don't know what that gif is from, but with the bow, awkward head angle, and the stiffness of her head, neck and shoulders, the lady reminds me of the ghost stories from childhood. I'm afraid if she unties that bow her head will fall off.

I could see owning that tee shirt if you frame it and only take it out of your closet when you have a guest that has over stayed their welcome.