This is a glass of wine

I don't realize until it's too late that I'm on my third glass.

What the hell is a 'glass' of wine?

Who measures wine in "glasses?" It's bottles up over here! I mean, yeah, I have wine glasses, but it's not like I've ever had to re-cap a bottle once it's been opened. I got a nice set of wine stoppers for my birthday one year and was like "...and these are for what, exactly?" "You know, when you don't finish a…

Straight women and gay men,

I guarantee you they've never read the ACA.

Shit like this makes me want to drop-kick John Boehner and his cronies even more than I usually do. Congress approved the Affordable Care Act. The President signed it into law. The Supreme Court of the United States of America ruled it constitutional. STOP ACTING LIKE CHILDREN AND DO WHAT PEOPLE (not me) ELECTED YOU…

Jehovah's Witnesses lead companies should be allowed to ban other christians from blood transfusions by republicans logic

Are lame ass news networks are still playing the whole false equivalence "both sides are to blame" bullshit? I can't even watch new channels anymore.

So these guys are also mandating that Viagra be excluded from insurance coverage, as it's recreational, right? Legislators are equally pissed about coverage of recreational penis drugs? As opposed to women's contraception which would limit the abortion rate, which they fight so hard for?

House Republicans: we're so serious about compromise that we're working to add even MORE non-starter provisions to our already non-starting spending bill.

There should not be an opt out clause for any organization.

I'm so tired of this shit. How can these assholes think they're doing the right thing by letting employers and insurance companies opt out of covering certain types of health care at all? It's FUCKING HEALTH CARE, which by definition seeks to maintain or improve the person's health, which in turn helps a person take…

I'm nose scrunching, angry eyed, mad at the moment. I'm going to have to send out a 'please don't come to volunteer today, because the government shut down' email to my beloved old people volunteers and they are going to be CRABBY because it'll mess up their old people weeks AND IT'S BECAUSE OF PETTY SHIT LIKE THIS?

It's like they've never read the damn ACA. There already is an opt-out clause. SHUT THE FUCK UP HOBBY LOBBY.

If you think contraception is morally objectionable, go the fuck back to the Middle Ages and don't come back.

I can't read these articles anymore. Fuck these fucking assholes and anyone who votes for them.

I guess the difference here is they were at a console demonstration, not a comedy routine. There's certain expectations when you elect to go see a standup comedian. But when you're "tricked" (for lack of a better word) into seeing one those expectations are different. Some people may not like the insult comedy, and so…

the thing is that any person who practices any form of BDSM kind of accepts that it's a kink and it works for them and their partner but that doesn't mean that it's right for other people (they'd never say that every woman wants what they want)