To be fair, even without the accent, saying that would make someone sound like a dumbass.

I’d been on a couple very lovely dates with a lovely man. We were going to Netflix and Chill and went to a liquor store to grab some drinks before heading to my place. We split up to go pick out our respective drinks and he returned with.... Mike’s Hard Lemonade LIGHT. I feigned period cramps when we got back to my…

Was this article supposed to make me feel sad that dog racing got shut down? I feel bad for the people who will lose their jobs but keeping people employed is not a good reason to continue to allow shitty things. It no different than when we try to pass clean air laws and people scream about how coal miners will lose…

Can’t wait for the death of sponcon and having these nobody, wanna be celebs disappear back to the suburbs the emanated from .

Daphne Zuniga, who you may remember from Melrose Place or One Tree Hill, Spaceballs

THIS! I saw an article compare it to music from the 60s and almost lost it - turn that 6 right around people, lover is all 90s! Did you notice the archer also resembles another 90s song?? I both like and am appalled by how closely she’s skirting the line here.

I was so ready to love it, too.

I fight someone if they called me a Toby.

1/10 troll, no coherency, not clever, illegible.

You guys. A Jezebel writer said something positive about Taylor Swift, and kinda defended her against an assface.

YES. The Washington Post piece was an amazing article and well-deserving of the Pulitzer Prize, because I walked into it going “Sucks for those people, I’m sure they’re not all bad, but I’m sure it won’t happen to me” and walked out building my own plan for avoiding leaving a kid in a back seat... and I don’t even…

Maybe another reason he won’t face backlash for this is because he didn’t attack the women accusing him, silently (after initial statement) waited for the investigation of his employer(s) to clear his name, and then we all moved on because we believed those women until his name was cleared and now we’re allowed to…

I wonder if they will offer pieces from both yore and yesteryear.

From what I hear, there were lots of trans roles in this script. All but the lead was going to be a trans actor. It was going to hire more trans actors than any movie in history. Now, it’s dead.

I don’t need her to be a leftist dream, I need her to be better than Mitch. It’s a pretty low bar. Campaigning in a way that talks to voters she needs to win over, conservatives who have probably voted red their whole lives (or voted southern democrat when that was still a thing) is smart. 

Yeah I always thought it was Zak from some random goofball video.

I would kill to find out what Rapinoe and Macron spoke about during their extended handshake.

What kind of butt does she have that having a few plates of pasta can radically alter its shape? That’s not how butts work.

Well, she gave approval to something, but she denies giving approval to being called a bitch, and the snippets that were released don’t include what what Kanye told her about the song, and presumably he didn’t discuss the video content.

Ugh, what a nightmare. I feel for Taylor, because while the music industry has always excelled at exploiting young artists at the beginning of their careers, selling their catalogs to their sworn enemy just seems like an extra dose of evil fuckery. It will be interesting to see what, if anything, comes out of her…