This is laughably wrong. Here are several reasons why:

Your blithe tone made it clear that you thought it wouldn’t be a big deal for the NCAA to create and implement a fair compensatory system, to which I disagreed. But we agree now, so it’s all good, bruh.

LOL

“The point is not that such a scheme would never be subject to legal chalkenge [sic], the point is that it’s feasible.”

As with many of your posts, you substitute derision for nuanced thinking.

What a productive use of your time. This is like the Old Man Yells At Cloud version of feminist journalism.

It’s not that it can’t be done. It’s just that you’ve wildly underestimated the complexities inherent to putting together this kind of comprehensive licensing agreement, considering we haven’t even as a society figured out if players, by and large, should be allowed to receive monetary compensation for being athletes…

The NFL: Several hundred players, all represented by one union, with a clear licensing agreement that has been in place for decades.

Hey Kevin! I contribute thoughtful comments, never troll, and occasionally say somewhat funny stuff! I even do the stupid thing Deadspin writers do and use exclamation points needlessly! But I’m still in the grays, and here you are, complaining about trolls (who got out of the gray somehow) saying troll stuff, and all…

Isn’t this already happening? How many fake accounts exist in the world? Millions?

You are the baseball/boomerang of bloggers on this site. Just saying!

Way to stick it to the man!

LOL

In what line of business is it OK to not serve certain people because of their sexual orientation?

Facebook activism: the laziest activism.

It wouldn’t be equivalent, certainly, but I think Slick Willie would have acquitted himself nicely on that stage. He was, after all, in Toni Morrison’s estimation, our first black President.

THANK GOD LENA DUNHAM CAN FINALLY GET MARRIED

“Pineapple Express” was a superb action-comedy.

You left out the part where, after being evaluated, the black men are paid millions and millions of dollars to play their favorite sport.

“Do you think it’s funny when Mark Wahlberg slips in a fertility clinic and gets semen all over his face?”