My favorite was when he read a letter from “Dick Pinch.”

We’re getting more and more confirmation of what I’ve believed for months: Cruz is WAY worse than Trump. At least Trump will destroy America quickly. With Cruz it will be a slow burn.

Fucking nightmare fuel!!

Cannot unsee!!!

Woman in crowd: what is your plan for women’s health?

If he eats in a weird way, then will we know for sure that he’s the Zodiac Killer.

I’d gladly sign up to be given an opportunity to burn through $75 Million.

So, should we start a betting pool as to when he will be getting his own show on Fox News or Fox Business?

We’re all just watching his audition reel to be the right wing’s martyr of the week followed by his own show on Fox. Wash, rinse, motherfucking repeat!

True.

Everytime I see that gif, I think “you’re watching porn wrong, Bill. What the fuck?”

I honestly did not know that. That’s really interesting to know (no sarcasm at all). But, from what I’ve seen, most of the Nazi rallies Trump events, most of the mindless cult members that assault protesters never get arrested. Do the people protecting the candidates not have the authority to arrest individuals?

He had some kids help him.

He had his own version of the UN, only with supermodels.

So, his suitcase is a TARDIS? I’m not complaining, that’s fucking awesome actually.

I’m still having reservations over whether or not this movie will actually be good. But goddamn, does it look fucking fun!

WB’s response: “We’ve always been at war with East Themyscira.”

So, your typical right winger whose idea of porn is Fox News.

I don’t really have much to add here. All I can is that I fucking love her.

That sounds like code for “he hates brown people as much as I do.”