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Why women vote Republican is as baffling to me as LGBT people who vote Republican.

The media had little to no responsibility in the creation of Trump. He’s the product of 30 years of failed trickle down economics and Republican dog whistle. The difference now is that Trump turned the racial dog whistle into a fucking foghorn.

I think what should be added to the FAQ is: at what point did you completely fucking check out of the movie? I was with it for the first 20 minutes. Did the movie lose anyone sooner than that?

Donald Trump in ‘97 is not worth talking about. The only thing from ‘97 worth talking about is Wannabe by the Spice Girls. Because that goddamn song has not remained in my head for 19 years.

This article can be simply summed up like this: instead of being one individual movie, Batman v Superman wanted to be all the movies. We’re supposed to LEARN from the Amazing Spider-man 2 people, not double down on that shit! Fuck!

I’m a fucking godless heathen and even I know Jesus never said anything about going around being a dick to people. His message was literally the opposite of that. Jesus was a good dude, but the motherfucker has a horrible PR team.

Pope Frank: perfecting the art of being an OP troll since 2013.

There was a whole fuck of a lot of things wrong with this movie. Ben Affleck was not one of them. Kudos, Batfleck, kudos. I look forward to your standalone Batman movie. Should the DC movie universe not be derailed by this trainwreck.

This movie made me excited for Suicide Squad, so there’s that. Also, it showed that Zack Snyder should NOT do a Justice League movie.

“Uniqueness?” I hate to break it to you Rush, but Ted Cruz is far from the only evangelical wacko over on your side.

As John Oliver put it “if you want to do something evil, hide it inside something boring.”

Well said. He’s about as charismatic and engaging as a damp kitchen sponge.

He lost all of those characteristics the moment he left his home country of Canada.

I have nothing against Jesse Eisenberg, but Kevin Spacey totally should have been Lex Luthor again. He might have saved this movie the way he did Superman Returns.

I don’t wanna come across like I’m hating on DC, I don’t hate them (Batman is my all-time favorite superhero. I also love me some Green Lantern and Wonder Woman). They seem to have their wires crossed somewhere, the movie about the heroes is dreary, dull and humorless. While the movie about the villains looks bright,

This might be an odd thing to say, but the fact that this movie isn’t very good actually gives me MORE hope for Suicide Squad. Is that weird?

Not to be that fucking guy, but I totally knew this wasn’t going to be a good movie. My question since I saw the trailer has been “will this be a boring trainwreck of a movie like Green Lantern or MOS? Or will it be a bafflingly glorious trainwreck like X-Men 3 or Superman IV?” Which is it?

Agreed. There can still be dumb popcorn flicks that have engaging characters and not just cool visuals.

DC just doesn’t seem to understand that superhero movies are very much allowed to be fun.

Step one: publicly embrace an unrepentant asshole. Step two: white about “death threats” and become a right wing hero. Step three: profit. Wash, rinse, fucking repeat! I maintain that he is the white male counterpart of Stacey Dash. Difference being that Stacey Dash was in a movie I fucking love (Clueless) and who