Seriously, it’s like seeking political advice from Donnie Wahlberg, I mean what the fuck? I don’t even think teenage girls know who the fuck he is. I remember him briefly being a thing when I was like 8 or 9. I didn’t listen to his shit because I thought 98 degrees, Backstreet Boys and N’Sync were WAY better.

She looks like a hipster Daenerys Targaryen who decided to sell turquoise jewelry on the side of a ride in New Mexico.

I’m still banking on Trump choosing Joe Arapaio as his running mate because Trump 2016: the fuck with it.

I expect to see him crying over to Fox any goddamn day now.

He’s just BEGGING to be the right wing’s martyr of the week or get a show on Fox News. Either way, he gets some fucking attention. So, he’s already won. Another example of an irrelevant mother fucker using Trump to gain relevance.

He’s like a steampunk Rooster Cogburn.

Advertising for an upcoming hipster reboot of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly?

Yes. I believe it’s called “I’m the right wing’s martyr of the week.” It’s a bit wordy, but it gets the point across.

After reading his tweet, the first question that entered my mind was “so, when is the premiere date of his show on Fox News?” He seems to me like the white male counterpart of Stacey Dash. Big difference is though, Dash was in a movie I fucking love (Clueless) and I have very vague memories of Carter being briefly a…

The movie about heroes looks dreary and not the least bit fun. Whereas the movie about the villains (Suicide Squad) looks fun as shit. Something went wrong there, didn’t it DC?

Step three: remove anything that can be considered remotely enjoyable or fun about a comic book movie.

I absolutely am. The Bernie or bust fuckers REALLY piss me off. I see that shit and I think “well, thank you very much, people, Donald Trump was just elected president.”

I don’t mean “fuck this election” as in I’m not gonna vote. I mean “fuck this election” as in Trump’s success is giving me a goddamn ulcer.

The Bible, The Secret. It’s all superstitious nonsense that encourages suspension of critical and rational thinking.

Bills like these are basically homophobic whack-a-mole, when one anti-gay bill gets dropped, another pops up.

Trumpmerica: the place where Fox News is fucking reasonable! Fuck this election.

Serious question, though, can the Ohio judge do that? I mean, that can be turned over by the Feds, right?

Well, I’m not exactly “out” for lack of a better term as pretty much my entire family is very religious, so I just avoid the topic altogether. When my mom tells me to try and “find a nice, Christian girl to date.” I’m not totally opposed to that, but I just mindlessly nod my head in agreement. I try to never be…

Ugh, I’d much rather watch a bunch of childish ass clowns attack a sentient basketball with tiny hands that watch legitimate adults discussing actual policies. No thanks, I’m sitting this one out.

Thank you. I was raised in religion and got the fuck away from it in my early 20's (I’m now a relatively non-committed agnostic). I meant no disrespect against everyone who was home schooled. I know individuals that were home schooled by religious wackos and they managed to become well-adjusted adults (maybe there is…