Fisherman:

I majored in Cruisin’ USA

My 40th son was conceived to a Kidz Bop version of Hozier’s “Take Me to Church”

Doan go there

I put my pants on just like anyone else:

Rules of Futbol:

Phil me to the brim

Under my uniform

Tap tap tapping with the skinless fist

Radek Bonk

Fenway Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS WITH A HEAVY HEART THAT I MUST INFORM YOU THAT OPENING DAY, AND ALL FUTURE DAYS HAVE BEEN CANCELLED.

B oogers

Original lyrics to “For No One”

Wake up at noon

Tenets of

Slippery little boy child slaps the skin balloon through the meat trees of the big beef daddy.

I drank a Surge and did my prayers

My friends were all really good at whatever version of smash played on n64.

I “accidentally”

Heavy wings stroke the fetid ground