Seattle Supersonics would be an awesome hockey team.

Horses are a bad element. I’m glad they’re gone.

This guy paid me a thousand dollars to spit in his mouth for an hour back in 1998 in East Falmout, MA. My mouth got really dry but he was a pretty good guy.

Pats fan, there’s a 100% overlap of MA trump voters/weei callers. The mouth breathing Sully’s can fall down an elevator shaft onto a pile of dogshit. That being said: FEEL FREE TO LICK THE BiRD SHIt OFF MY POLE. Fuck Atlanta with Richard Jewell’s innocent meat hammer!