I blame Jay for my debilitating attraction to skanky white boys.

Right there's not a grandparent or stable friend? Foster care is the first choice?

I haven't been on jez for a minute what happened?

Well actually Jackson is married to Klaus' baby mama, but Hope having a baby and a baby mama to deal with at 6 months is something that could totally happen on this show.

See this fucks me up. According to the Anerican heart Association my little niece is in full on puberty because she has breast buds. She's six yall she needs the kiddie AED pads. Also this is why I go full on crazy bitch whenever any man comes near her. #notallmen dudes need to self regulate better if you don't want…

I think you hit the nail on the head there she is being extra defensive about her shitty shitty decisions. Take the welfare of the animals completely out of the situation, and this woman knowingly and willingly endangered her child to make a political point. Every second Melanie was in such close proximity her life…

Totally off topic but she fucking stole Scrooged from Bill Murray, don't bother arguing with me these are facts. All fairies should be girlie crazy ass sadists.

I think its the spirit in which the "female" it was intended. Truly extolling the resiliency of women.

You guys I want a track suit so bad. I mean I know I don't have anywhere near enough swag or Russian Mafia (Hollywood said it must be true) in me to pull it off. Is this how actually nice guys feel about fedoras?

Solange, Kelly Rowland, Michelle Williams, Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga just off the top of my head. Oh and North West.

Have you ever seen Robert Kardashian's reaction to the verdict? It's a thing of beauty.

Yasss! Lucious' character could die next week choking on a grape and I'd be like "meh"

You mean cowboy hat and boots isn't the uniform? I feel like Longmire lied to me.

I feel like this is exactly the loving jab that mothers say that send their children to life long therapy.

It's ok I make a lot of posts from my phone, post, and when I get to a computer realize the gibberish I just wrote.

I've realized that in a lot key events I would've been on the wrong side of history.

Pled guilty to rape and then went on twitter rants about how women who have really been raped remember it unlike his unconscious victim.

The fact that she made an accurate Edie Beale reference just blew my mind. It's like she just let the weirdos of the world know she's one of us. You can't watch Grey Gardens, enjoy, and be well adjusted.

Because like tomkat he's all personality and energy; she's just pretty.