...but you don’t want to pay higher taxes to make that happen, right?

Or, you could just try not being a dick in general.

The “disguised as a cell” thing is interesting, but I’d need to see the thing in action before I gave it much more thought. I can’t see any mugger giving you the chance to futz with your “phone.” Maybe it’s super fast to deploy, and maybe you can hold it such that the grip instantly swings out right into your hand.

Eh. If he went for an “independent American woman” you’d be complaining that he didn’t want to marry a foreigner.

...and now for the Playstation 4.5.

But do you have to crow about just how much of an asshole he was straight away? Nobody is deifying him, they’re just toning down the “ha ha, YOU’RE DEAD, GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH! WORST PERSON EVER!” rhetoric for a bit.

You’re looking at a bunch of black plastic balls trying to entice a toddler to “jump into the ball pit” when they then feed on the tasty, tasty essence of a child.

Oh, I guaran-damn-tee you that they will report that something of significance was found on that phone.

Dunno. You only get one shot at playing up the Epic Battle, and her death seems “right” in this context - it’s not like she’s getting a crossbow bolt through the eye out of nowhere. She needs to go out Like A Boss, but “out” is where she needs to go.

I’m...let’s just go with “unfamiliar with the show”...but I recognized the name Kim Fields and thought “wait...really?”

Yup. Either use a lot of protection or take advantage of one of the vast number of other naked things you can do that have no chance of leading to pregnancy.

The timidity of those folks is baffling. All they see is a weapon, and not an incredibly useful tool.

Walk into your nearest public high school at lunch time and tell me you don’t see 95% of the kids with a smartphone out.

Damned easy to say when it isn’t you looking over that fence.

I certainly don’t mind that my wife makes more than I do - it’s more money to spend, of course - but there’s an incredibly important qualifier to it.

It the intercourse was voluntary...how is that a home invasion? You invited it in. “Yes! You, sir! Please engage in this activity which could lead to my impregnation, regardless of protective measures you or I might take, instead of engaging in one of a number of other activities which will also lead to mutual sexual…

That looks complicated. But I’ll give it a shot.

Not the same. It’s the same body, the new cells are integrated as they are created, not every single cell is replaced at the same time. Functions continue as cells are replaced.

Those are some admittedly tight arcade games to include, but it seems kind of odd to include a bunch of classic arcade games in a Lego pack. If the graphics had been Lego-ified, it would seem a little less jarring, but that’s just straight up Joust and Gauntlet II I see up there.

Green Wizard needs studs...badly.