Some of us would get diarrhea anyway, pasteurized or not. I find this immensely depressing, because I really like milk and don’t like buying Special Snowflake Brand Almond/Soy Milk.

I understand that there is at least one type of fever for which the only prescription is more cowbell.

That’s my experience with the Surge as well. The band is disintegrating and there’s no way to fix it. I want a wrist-based tracker that will handle heartrate and talk to my iPhone without undue fiddling. Built-in GPS is nice but mandatory - I like not having to have Location Tracking activated on my phone but will if…

Didn’t step up to the MILF trim package?

If you don’t pay, Bernie Sanders starts stomping through town and takes your stuff. Terrifying. If you made the Trump Whistle, though, he’ll show up and get rid of Sanders. But then you get a huge casino in town, which brings its own set of problems.

Wait wait wait. “Coming soon to PC, Xbox One, and, less importantly, Mac.”

Or we could turn it all over to the government, who, as you know, manages the VA system absolutely flawlessly and with perfect efficiency. *cough* Nope, no bad actors there...

It’s not a musical at all, and isn’t a princess movie. Nor is it Minions fun. It’s a decent but ultimately forgettable movie about a rabbit who wants to be a police officer in a world of walking, talking animals who all get along in Perfect Harmony. Ask me again in a week and I probably won’t even be able to tell you…

But “I like Bugs Bunny cartoons” isn’t quite the same as “I self-identify as a furry” is it?

Heck with that. Glasses are sexy, at least on women. Probably are on men as well, but Pedro doesn’t pay attention to that. Those of you who do, of either gender, I defer to your opinion.

When you say “scanned himself” do you mean he scanned his whole body, or...just a portion of it?

I would be completely, completely fine with that. Kevin Conroy is Batman, as far as I’m concerned, and - with all due respect to Heath Ledger’s performance, because it was very good and different - Mark Hamill is Joker.

Yeah, it’s nice to see a feel-good story here among all the “GRR! Republicans is bad! Ha ha ha look at how much Donald Trump sucks even though we’re secretly terrified out of our gourds!” stuff.

And even those aren’t worth the hassle, unless you’re going in around 8:00 at night. I like to go out around 7:30 PM on Black Friday to survey the devastation and see if there are any deals I want to jump on.

Huge bomb? Eh, probably not.

Looks like decent light entertainment. Reading the first of the Atrocity Archive novels right now, I’ll put this on after I finish that.

I’m still surprised they haven’t done a Frozen play set. Toy Box, yes, but Frozen is one of Disney’s (frighteningly large number of) 500 pound gorillas.

Ooh, those are some fancy revolvers in that Killing Floor 2 gif. Unfluted cylinders with grips that look kinda like Nills (which are super duper lovely high-end grips). Shmexy.

You’ve seen it! You can’t UN-see it!

Aren’t you doing that shit anyway? You’re saving all of your expired medications to be burned at a police or fire station to keep them out of the water supply, you’re saving batteries and extra paint and old nail polish (if applicable) to take twice a year to be disposed of properly, you’re taking all of your…