Jaysus.

Guys, Paul Ryan doesn’t see color.

DID YOU ASK HER IF KIDNEY TRANSPLANTS FALL OUT AFTER THREE WEEKS?

I think I read on twitter that her real age is closer to around 34-35 in real age, as opposed to “Hollywood” age. But clearly, she doesn’t have too many issues with fudging the truth...

Zambillion Little Pieces.

Well now I know why they call it King’s Landing.

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

I think the sic is the author of this article indicating that it was misspelled in the Deseret News article.

using “somehow” or “miraculous” to qualify the outcome of these accidents is really insulting to the pilots. They’re professionals ready for everything.

i don’t get that reference :( ITS JESSE PINKMAN FROM BREAKING BAD AT AN AWKWARD DINNER WITH SKYLER AND WALTER

welcome back to the 1950's

She’s showing calf, that slut

It’s really a shame they’re related because I get the sense he and Candace would be perfect for each other.

Actually, she just sounds like a tenant who knows her rights and has a lawyer twist an arm into getting them.

Helloise

Indeed.

It's fanny actually

Although I general hate people who treat other people badly (‘paying customer’ status does not justify being an a-hole), I do derive some pleasure from the thought that she maybe gave Drumpf all hell.

I've had three hairy babies (pictured above), but that's some next level stuff.

Excited for when Abby makes Nia play OJ and murders the other girls! (It’s gonna happen sooner or later, right?)

I am really excited that after all these years Carl finally learned to stay in the house. So proud of him.