I'm very disappointed in this blog I work for because it is clearly promoting PRO CAT OVERLORD PROPAGANDA. All of this is very suspect!

We at Team Dog regret this incident and plan on investigating further.

Today is a day for Team Cat.

She was definitely getting it lasered off to accommodate whatever jewelry Jay & Solange were purchasing yesterday. Of course she had to orchestrate the tiff between the two in order to get said jewelry, but since she's Illuminati it wasn't that much of a challenge.

I don't have this problem (my anatomy issues are more in the lower half), but your response to those idiots is great.

This always happens to "developed" girls. Which is awful, in that the way your body exists is not necessarily within one's control.

I'm | too sexy for the dance | too sexy for the Dads | too sexy for the lads

ATTENTION ALL LADIES:

Not ALL women fight tho, pls clear that up

Okay, this is going to sound rude but fuck it - bell hooks is an extremely accomplished and intelligent scholar who has written numerous books on racism and sexism and social issues, she is very well known amongst feminists. If you've never heard of her before, well...that's on you.

Not all burner accounts.

not all men

It's odd that you cannot even imagine that a woman might want to destigmatize abortion for any other reason than pissing conservatives off.

We see it that way because it is. She is helping break down the taboo surrounding abortion and she did that knowing the shit that would be thrown at her. That is pretty brave to me.

Because feminism is a political ideology aimed at overcoming thousands of years of financial, educational, sexual, and social oppression and abuse, and MRAism is an ideology for whiny cry-wanking neck-beards who hate women for merely existing?

Oh, lord. It's going to be bad enough here, I wouldn't go near this on Gawker on a bet.

The concept of the vowel is lost on children. Clearly you don't even need them.

What the Onion did to Upworthy will melt your heart. You won't believe what happens next. WATCH

Sometimes I put on lipstick when I'm alone at home cleaning so I can feel like a fucking glam-ass, boozed up bitch from a bygone era. Cleaning is more tolerable with a strong lip and a good back story.