Maybe it's because I'm not as svelte as I'd like to be, but I find the prospect of changing in an airplane bathroom baffling.

You know what else? I dress like a slob on the airplane because it lessens the chance that the douche next to me in the suit will try and fucking hit on me the whole damn flight. I dress comfortably for me, but my yoga pants and huge sweatshirt also act as a shield against men who want to talk to me, because I don't…

This is why Joe Biden is my fantasy internet boyfriend. He gets so much shit for gaffes when 99% of the time, he's the smartest and most compelling guy in the room. Of course he would say this. Of course. I love him so much.

Crush level: Knope.

Someone's going to do it...

EXACTLY LIKE KARLIE KLOSS. The morph is complete.

when i heard he adlibbed the 'i put your symptoms into the computer and it looks like you might have network connectivity problems' line from the flu ep, i was SOLD FOR LIFE on chris pratt.

Yeah, that kinda ruined it, didn't it? I was laughing my ass off at Liam Neeson calling 9-11 because of a spider when I abruptly stopped because of the cheap, dumb Bieber joke.

Funny until the cheap gender gag. How about stop pulling that shit, Conan.

Confidence. That's what's in my red lipstick. Hard to quantify, easy to become addicted to.

"If Hillary Clinton wins in 2016, it'll be the first time two presidents have had sex with each other."

From Cowbelle - looks as if she'll be there most days and be leaving in the evening. You up for planning again? I should be able to help if need be - my life is starting to actually calm down these days. *knocks on every available piece of wood*

I dinged Cowbelle after I wrote that post - I thought we should see when she's at the State Fair with her cows. No reply yet.

Totally. I get that Minneapolis is a little bit hipper (at least in its' own eyes), but I'm still kinda confused why. There are so many great places to eat and just hang out in Saint Paul, and our parking is free after 5 - plenty of it if you know where to look and don't mind walking a block or two.

Oh, darn. I guess I'm going to have to go eat more yummy food at places like Icehouse or getting drinks at Marvel instead. Or what about MOAR LOBSTER ROLLS? Sad for me, right?

I am sad about these. I've never been to a Blue Plate restaurant, but plenty of Parasole ones. Some are overhyped (coughCHINOLATINOcough), but I've always been pleased with Muffuletta and usually Salut. Bah.

I knew about Oasis, I did not know about Blue Plate. They have some of the busiest restaurants around - that's bullshit. We've only been to one, but we won't bother with the others now. That's ridiculous.