Honorary Pilot: Goh Wong Wei

Flight attendant who bumped his head on the overhead bin: Bang Ding Ow

Copilot: Sum Ting Wong

Pilot: Ho lee Fuk

I could make a joke about Asian drivers but I won’t because I’m classy.

If it wasn’t for Miami and Disney World, Florida would probably have invoked their own state-level annual Purges a long time ago.

More cupholders.

They were probably too busy doing this to get out of their cars right away:

I was standing right at the finish line. What a wild finish.

Just once I’d like someone to say “Well what you need to understand is that to me I’m more important than other people. So I’m going to always do things in my own best interest. Just like the rest of you assholes, so don’t act shocked.”

We should just annex mexico and be done with it. Then canada.

True Jalops don’t need jet skis

Agree. But it’s also not just about direct cost. Call it “market uncertainty”. Changes in market trends and market anomalies drive buyers away from large expenditures. Note that housing market also “stalled” (I use the term loosely because it's much more complicated than automotive sales but there was a blip in the…

Interesting stuff. Curious if this also correlates to gas prices slowly starting to creep back up. Consumers want to see what's happening with fuel cost before making a decision.

5th Gear: Mitsubishi Raided

How is any of this car news!

The acceleration itself was okay, but the six-speed automatic didn’t take my breath away with its ridiculously smooth, if a bit leisurely shifts. And the paddle shifters took my commands, contemplated telling me to go pound sand, and then begrudgingly moved the cogs in the gearbox.

Compared to the Fusion Sport’s 17/26/20. 17 city, 26 highway.