Thoughts and prayers are the best we can do, sorry.

I never really thought about this before so I gave it a shot. I’m sad to report that my imagination no longer works because try as I might, the scenarios you present were so beyond reality that I had a stroke trying to visualize them and I am now dead. Please send flowers to my family. 

Has there ever been a situation in which Trump hasn’t been weird? I’m not even trying to be funny here. The man is simultaneously deeply insecure and wildly narcissistic. He’s unable to read or emulate human emotions or behavior. He’s a lunatic. Him acting weird is his normal.

though he struggled with the pronunciation of Kuznetsov’s name.

My Tigers tried to lose again but it was great to see them pull it out. I’m hoping they can keep going and maybe even win the championship*.

That first video is college basketball in a nutshell, pretty good passing only because no one can make their own shot reliably and then just chaos because so many players are raw. 

That is a great shot from the Getty photographer!

I keep expecting Peter Griffin to give the ol "whelp, looks like it's time to be hitting the old dusty trail" with a stretch

Trash adorned every trail: Starbucks cups, energy bar wrappers, a confusing amount of discarded cold-weather gear.

I’ve seen a bunch of assholes on social media saying things to this effect, talk of parties and wild abandon and such. Humanity is a mistake.

It’s like a metaphor for what’s happening to the entire country. 

Thoughts and prayers for the Megadoodoo family.

Well a prophylactic recall turned me into parent

Other than the No. 21 jersey and the packaging, there’s nothing about the doll that indicates it’s Sean Taylor.

Already looking forward to him playing against the Nets for the headline, “Faried Smokes a Bol”.

Pfffftp. The only difference between paint and paint stripper is you gotta’ tip the latter. Ain’t that right kid?

It's going to be awful if (when) the Kings take a giant shit the rest of the season and Boston gets this guy to add to everything else.

...he’s expected to be one-and-done...

I couldn’t read this article because I was too distracted by the Oregon court, that looked like someone had painted it based off a video they had downloaded in 1995.