I’ve got Tuesday in the pool for how long until we find out this kid tweeted something offensive in high school.

Alex Cora is only old enough to remember five Yankee titles and four Red Sox titles. I’m not sure he really cares about what happened in the 1920s.

Your tears sustain me...

Hockey fans would have played through it.

In Soviet Russia, Escalator walks you. 

That escalated quickly! 

More like rushin’ soccer fans, amir-

I said it and tweeted it and 2 seconds later I was typing “Well this has aged poorly” lol.

What tickles me the most is the fact that, without a doubt, Secret Service members noticed it and chose not to say anything. 

Adding insult to her injury were the drinks she had to buy everyone. 

Unfortunate that she was standing so close, but of course hindsight is 20.

Went to the golf course with two fully functioning eyes.  Ended up with a hole in one.

I may not have hit the nail on the head with my word choice here, I’ll admit, but I don’t think the article is balanced, it’s a puff job of Serena.  She lost 6-2, 6-4, and this controversy happened in the second set.  Wouldn’t it be more fair to say that Serena wasn’t feeling it today, wasn’t having her best match,…

Well that was a deflating reply.

Bill Welke referred you to the rulebook. The rulebook is correct, not the announcers.

You're wrong. You have to intentionally hit the ball.

If only somebody told us exactly where we could verify that ourselves.

Yeah, could be any size douche, really. 

I know we’re supposed to be laughing at Pryor, but anyone who fake swings on someone to try to get them to flinch is a huge douche.

Are you kidding? Durkin probably can’t wait to start holding two-a-days within the Sun’s corona.