My God. Somehow it still shocks me that this is real.

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

Jeter gift basket jokes are so old, Roy Moore doesn’t even notice them while walking through the mall.

As a large man, I learned long, long ago that gravity is my enemy when a branch broke and I landed, back first on a tree root in my friend’s back yard. So now I do all my climbing never.

Earlier this year, climber Brian Koralewski was working on a V6 problem in Little Rock Canyon, Utah, near Provo.

In the end, both players were asked talib the stadium.

It’s just like Ray to try and make a suit disappear.

Currently planning a wedding.

This is the biggest mistake a Penn State coach has ever made.

“Never go to football games.”

+2 low-hanging fruit.

My guess.

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

Or maybe he’s a fucking idiot that got wasted, forgot he ordered food, and pointed a gun in the face of a girl delivering his food.

Maybe he was just afraid it was going to explode?

Hollow_Log sent a questionnaire to his wife asking “in terms sexual experience how important is it that you orgasm?”

“We can’t have the inmates running the prison,” McNair said.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

^^ Want to bet they’re not permitted to point out someone might be concussed?

“Look at the almost look of shock in the eyes of Flacco.”