What the hell?

Ha ha ha ha ha, as German Catholic I laugh at that insufficient response on the part of your rabbi!

Well, yeah. It’s only with such distance that you can have preachers/charlatans bilking the faithful by preaching “Biblical literalist” views on the Bible.

Bryce Harper is my MLB boyfriend™.

If the whole football thing doesn’t work out in future, I would totally dig seeing Von Miller and Manziel in gay porn.

Hey! There is a very nice laundromat in Seattle that serves great martinis while your underwear is drying.

Yes, because what Manziel needs is to be given ANOTHER chance.

The zombie being Jeebus?

No no no no no no.

You bristle at the “lifestyle” since that focus-group-tested term was dreamt up by movement conservatives in order to more easily marginalize LGBT people.

The whole argument is something that would’ve gone over well in the early- to mid-1990s.

Exactly.

Yes, La’Porsha, let’s accept the “differences” and “treat each other with respect” even when “respect” means I get to “respect” the fact that you see me as a “dirty filthy fag who’s going to hell.”

You’re so right.

Oakland is garbage. What the fuck even is there?

No one likes snow.

I grew up in MN. There is no “nice” weather.

Oh god.

Agreed. Seattle is way too low.

I’d like Harper SOOOOOOOO much more—and he’d be my MLB Boyfriend™—if it wasn’t for the FUCKING MORMONISM.