That dance: Monkey

Diseased Asshole Has Diseased Asshole, May Soon Be Deceased Asshole.

November 2001. Eric Lindros' first game vs. the Flyers as a Ranger. At MSG. Lots of Flyers fans took the Amtrak up to curse and taunt 88. One fan is walking around the arena in the central walkway (You could do that at MSG at that time) with a sign that says "Lindros Sucks Cock." A woman passes the Flyers fan on…

In 1999, I was at the Phillies Home Opener at the Vet. I was sitting in the 700 Level with tons of drunken high school students. I was a drunken college student. Around the 5th inning, I decided I wanted an oversized number 1 Phillies novelty finger. I started walking around the concession stands. Iwas arguing…

"We have sucked butt, and it's time for us to turn that corner. Like I said last year and this year, we're gonna knock the piss out of you."

"We didn't want to jump to conclusions, but we were prepared that if this decision came down, we were prepared to move forward that way, NBPA vice president Roger Mason Jr. said." NBPA vice president Roger Mason Jr. said.

Congrats on making the Official "That Guy™" Comment.

The DA has cleared Franklin of any wrongdoing. Nothing to see here.

Doubleheader!

Jeanie Buss blames this on Phil's insatiable appetite for eating out.

Tom, I didn't think I'd bolivia, but now that I see the video, I do.

There is quite simply nothing in sports as exciting as an overtime hockey goal. Nothing, not even baseball-extra-innings-home-run-to-force-game-7 or catch the missed field goal with no time left on the clock against your arch-rival and return it 109 yards for the winning TD.

Think you're right. I miss Pete and Terry on the Preds games. Imagining Terry climbing back behind the bench next year.

Nah, he didn't say trapezoid.

I'm almost positive the announcer is current Nashville Predators announcer Pete Weber....

According to Google, Aude did indeed piss off the Cardinals as the vid suggests. Wishnevski got his revenge two months later when he next faced the Bisons, drilling Aude in the back and pitching very well in a 3-1 win.

The best part is the period-appropriate batting helmet by his feet.

And I'm gonna bet that John Daly is currently drunk. I like our odds.

If they were screening this movie in my living room, I'd pay $15 not to be there.