Fuck these motherfuckers

I played it all last night. I’m not as negative on it as Ethan but... it is a very formulaic Far Cry adventure. In the beginning, I wasn’t sure it was even going to be very Far Cry-like, but then they told me to go climb five towers and sandbox my way through the world.

One more to go, the Zombie DLC.  Sure to be a laugh riot.

He has collectible notes that explain his adventures on Mars prior to the DLC.  I haven’t gotten many of them yet, but I’m assuming things ended in a bugs mouth for him.

Well, I’ll tell you one thing. They released the Mars DLC props into the Arcade Editor last week, and while they’re all new, they all feature a red and blue light skin. That’s right, get ready for capturing some bases and turning all the sky beams blue.

Theirs is a terrible pairing, for as Kirk summons games into existence, Jason eternally delays them.

This Far Cry 5 player was hoping for a machete with the Vietnam DLC because I want to start a new game with a specific character in mind. During my first playthrough going from outpost to outpost without talking or seeing a friendly NPC, I occasionally felt like a crazy forest hermit stalking the cultists through the…

This isn’t my death, but in a modern game I was gamesmastering, the players crashed their car in a spectacular manner, sending all flying into long grass. Most were grievously injured but still able to continue trying to escape their pursuers, but one was knocked out and bleeding, lost in the long grass. We were…

Maybe Ubisoft will make it a featured map, which they then port between the different platforms. (It also changes the Made by: credit to Ubisoft, though, which is kinda lame.)

PS4 users do indeed have the same issue. I actually used it to my advantage this week to empty out my inventory of guns so I could run around unarmed. I have to ask though - what’s the big deal about the DLC guns? They’re exactly the same as the ones in the game, just with a different skin. Do people like the…

I’ve been working with the PS4 Arcade Editor since release and I can tell you each Title Update is a exercise in dread and anticipation. With each one, Ubisoft giveth, and Ubisoft taketh away.

Patch today also removes the ability to purposefully pick custom maps in Arcade Multiplayer. The mappers over on the Ubi forums are livid that they can’t even test their own maps now.

This. I haven’t seen it since it was in theaters and don’t really care to again, but the Demon thing instantly makes everything make sense so the movie can be comfortable filed away to mediocrity. The daughter is described as a little angel, so all her glasses of water are holy water (or something), and the whole…

But not former NASCAR driver Dick Trickle.

Some damn fine art, but I miss the days when you could expand the first picture, and then flip through all the rest at full resolution too.

Wow, these look great, and I don’t even like Overwatch. Well, actually, I think I like everything about Overwatch except the game. It’s a damn shame an IP with this much style and creativity is restricted to a multiplayer shooter. It seems it’s a damn fine multiplayer shooter, but I would be all over this shit if…

These are in the car radio when you’re driving around, right? Because I heard these, and I assumed they were just random dispatch noises from the Whitetail Militia. After you do the mission where you destroy the cult’s radio jammers, they explicitly say they’re going to use the channel to communicate (and play…

Oh, also, I would really like the option to just turn off the Resistance Meter/Boss Kidnap Stories for subsequent playthroughs. I want to play again, but I don’t want to go through all that nonsense again really.

There are certainly issues with FC5, but gradually clearing the map as you progress is not one for me. In fact, making Hope County safe again is my primary goal; if the game persistently repopulated outposts and roadblocks despite the destruction I’ve wrecked upon the peggies, that would be more than aggravating to…

I know, right? First vehicle I got into with Boomer was a pickup truck, and I sat there for a couple minutes, watching him run around, waiting for him to either jump in the bed or the front seat. Spoiler: never did neither. This is probably the most redneck game ever that’s not a straight parody, but we are denied…