Wait, where did the ear come from? Did I miss that explanation? Or did they make it with one of those fancy 3D printers?

That was amazing. But when Victoria told Conrad she doesn't trust anything that comes out of his mouth, I really wish she had said "I don't trust anything that comes out of your FUCKING FACE!" That would have made it perfect. I really thought she was building up to that. Even if they bleeped it out, I would be so…

He is the coolest.

True. When Norman said to his kidnappers "I'm just a high school student!" I realized, "He's right… He is a high school student!" I just completely forgot about school because we haven't been there at all this season. So, yeah, it must be summer.
And yet Dylan still wears that damn jacket everywhere he goes.

Yeah, he taught Norman taxidermy and then that seemed to be all he was needed for. Also, are they on summer vacation now? I don't think we've visited the school at all and I have no concept of what season it is supposed to be. So the only time we get to spend with Emma is when she's in the office or doing housekeeping…

Also, his chompers weren't nearly pearly white enough for the Hamptons. I'm surprised Victoria would even consider making out with someone who has such gray teeth.

He kills the crap out of people!

It would be awesome if when Norman went into his murderous trances he would also become a Kung-Fu master and parkour enthusiast. And Norma was like his internal sensei, shrieking aphorisms at him as he silently judo-chopped his foes and then did backflips all the way home and into bed.

I wonder if they were planning on having more rehearsal scenes or perhaps a romantic subplot at the theater for Rachel, but then changed their minds. Because Peter Facinelli and Ioan Gruffudd were noticeably absent from their own opening night. And from the past few months.
Actually, it seems that Rachel Berry has…

I did love that his only priority and concern was the steak dinner. The first thing he says to Norma is "I hope you like steak." Then, as Norma is running out the door in tears, his response is "But… what about dinner?" He doesn't understand. Nobody has ever turned down his meat before.

It's too bad the show keeps getting rid of any potential romantic interest for Norman. Because it would have been perfect if both Norman and Norma had run off to sleep with someone as a way to get revenge on each other. It would be like a vicariously incestuous hate-fuck.
Or, even better, Norman could have sex with…

Of course you can use clamjam around here! It's encouraged, actually.

She was also good in Freddy vs. Jason. And Insomnia. And American Mary.

I don't. There must be some sort of Scruff database where you can get this info.

Preach.

I know you don't turn to Glee for realism. I was reminded of that when Sam mentioned that they are all 19-years-old. If you compare their lifestyle and living arrangements to actual 19-year-olds living in NYC and fresh off the boat from Ohio, then you know reality is not a major factor in the decision making that goes…

Bahaha! Right, because Kurt's a top now.

He was third from the left. Or the first T in "Butterface."

My friend was one of the sexy Scruff boys last night! I love him a lot but now I hate him a little.
And Paula was a bit more coherent than I would have liked.

This is awesome.