Because Charlotte is dumb and useless. And her loyalties are constantly shifting from episode to episode. Just imagine how many Bentleys you'd have to give her just to make sure she's on your side that week.

So… we all knew that Brenda Evans was a man the moment we saw her picture, right?
And I'll never forgive Aiden for throwing away perfectly good burritos.

Agreed. I'll have him fill out the necessary forms.

I'm not sure. But if they're gonna make out then Norman and Weedy McMuffin guy have to make out too.

Thank you.

You are so right.

They determined it was okay for him to sleep on account of him being so handsome.

I'm pretty sure that Cody was inspired by Neve Campbell's "white trash" character in Wild Things. They both use a Sharpie for eyeliner and they even have the same backalley dye job.

After I was hit by a car, I sure didn't look as good as Dylan does. If I looked like Dylan, I would sleep the way he does too: shirtless, on my back, and with the blankets only pulled up to my waist.

True enough.

It will probably be five or six years before we get another Fiona Apple album.

I had the exact same thought. I bet a lot of people want that.

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Why does Nashville have its own Body Mass Index office?

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I watchin people rushin doing like a bashav
So come!
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How depressing. I only added a few of the shows that I have watched completely and it's already over a month. Good god. If I kept going it could easily get to over a year….

Of course! Brilliant.

Yes. Once every year they have dinner on a Monday.

Two of the songs tonight, "People" and "Don't Sleep in the Subway," feature a lyric about "foolish pride." It's probably just a coincidence, but my ear caught it.
::shrug::

If the show is cancelled, that means that Courteney Cox and Christa Miller can star in the next season of HBO's True Detective. Dan Byrd can… Hmm. He can be gay on Looking. Busy Phillips will join Parks and Recreation as an administrator. Josh Hopkins can go back to SVU, maybe. They might have killed him. Brian Van…