How tight are her clothes while she's singing?

Hey, look at that! You guys actually submitted a Watch This movie that's worth watching!

Except for the fact that it features an absolutely horrendous performance by a great actor, this movie is terrific.

It takes two, baby.

Um…maybe you were sitting at the proper angle from the screen.

Thank God somebody's finally fixing that shitty Hitchcock masterpiece.

Eats His Shoe and Burden of Dreams are easily must-sees.

Where were you? Kim's Video?

It's a tie for me with "Hearts of Darkness." On the other hand, "Burden of Dreams" is a documentary about the making of a film that's actually better than the film that was being made. If you get what I'm saying.

Surely, he was unpleasant before the money.

I'm going to guess he did this because he's shit-crazy.

Also, when are they re-booting this thing? The cast has gotten tiresome already.

Does Elvis Costello sound like a depressed guy moving a set of barbells while he sings? If not, it might not be Elvis Costello.

I've been a Springsteen fan for 35 years, and there's no way in hell that "High Hopes" should be in the top 50, let alone fucking number 2 for the year. Jesus.

Who's playing Spider-man? Isn't Spider-man in all these movies?

I just wish Zooey Deschanel were more self-consciously cute. That would really put her over the top for me.

The gun that was taped behind the toilet and finally used by Michael to shoot his two victims in the Italian restaurant in "The Godfather."

How dare you?! Don't you know Neil Young is always brilliant because he puts out crap ON PURPOSE??!

Imaginary themes or not, this should be very real garbage.

I'll wait while somebody determines exactly what "statement" was being made in the "perfect" movie, "Punch-Drunk Love." Hang on- let me grab some food and shaving supplies.