They just need to actualize their weakness.
here’s a good one
DISPLAY YOUR SHOE SIZES
I was on a parks & rec flag football team in 6th grade and we didn’t win a game. The first play the coach called in the first game of the season was a reverse because, his words, “They’ll never see this coming.” We lost like 7 yards or something. Thankfully I got mono before the season ended so I didn’t have to be…
Doing sit-ups during the presidential fitness test in middle school I accidentally farted and it was so loud that the entire class stopped what they were doing and stared at me.
I consistently struck out in a 7 strike, coach pitch little league. Wait, maybe I’m the only one who was allowed 7 strikes. Fuck.
I used to really believe The Ashes in cricket decide who gets to keep some dead guy’s ashes.
This is his least racist tweet in months
Watch out, he’s gonna sue you! lol
Wait, I know next to nothing about Twitter (which is just how I like it) but do this guys tweets get marked as sensitive because Twitter mistakes him for Gavin McInnis’ racist ass “proud boys”?
All you media elite are alike. When will you think about the children? Someone needs to. Kudos to Twitter for censoring these nudes.
Don’t lie to us, this is all just a ploy to get “Whose disgusting trash-eating chin is this” content.
This is the content I come to this site for.
Somebody is feeding those trash pandas steroids in the dog food. That just isn’t right.
Nobody saw them being shipped off to play in Europe until they were good enough to try for the NBA draft? OK, buddy,.
WTF take me out of the grays please. I am offended.
Man, me and Stephen Crockett called this in Slack last week. And I just said to him, a dude with no high school diploma and one with less than a semester of college. THIS SHOULD END SPLENDIDLY.
Proposal: a daily Deadspin feature on how whoever starts in right field for the Cardinals played that day relative to Giancarlo Stanton.
Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.