The little cafe across the street from my house.
I will read the hell out of the Wikipedia plot summary.
Honestly I would write some mean shit about the Kings every say if there was enough meat on that bone. It’s the only way I can Feel Stuff about them any more.
A really really thick chocolate chip cookie.
I better not see you around town in Warriors gear my friend.
I thought Crazy Rich Asians whipped ass.
F: Coop, M: Eli, K: Peyton
I don’t think he remembers anything that happened before, like, May, unless it’s his failed attempts to seduce TV hosts in the mid-1980's.
Split the geographic difference and go to like Kansas or some shit. They will both be touched by the gesture.
I’m a Wario main, it’s over for you.
We were road tripping to Yellowstone over some spring break as a kid and we had to spend my brother’s birthday in Elko, Nevada, which sucked total ass.
Vineland, which is equal parts incomprehensible and “pretty good.”
I hope they paid really well.
HELL YEAH BUDDY HELL YEAH
Like I’m gonna tell you, The Sheriff
Look at the first letters of every paragraph.