The most accurate gif that was ever gif’d.
I’m not sure how avocados became some decadent indulgence that millennial ware guilty of enjoying. “This is a healthy food that people found and enjoy.” “Oh, you millennials with your avocado toast; we raised you to eat Pop Tarts and this is how you turn out?”
The people in each of these pictures are *exactly* the people I envisioned who would do something this white. It’s uncanny.
I guess “two people who are just the right amount of stupid for each other” is as good a definition of love as any other.
I.don’t.want.an.engagement.ring! I dislike expensive jewellery; it makes me nervous. Our wedding bands will be simple gold, probably with our names engraved. Boyfriend is dead-set on proposing to me with a fried onion ring or the like. Works for me.
That does look kind of green to me, though it could be a sapphire, too. Either way, if you’re going to stick a ring in an avocado, good choice.
I never understood those people who propose by hiding a ring in some type of food. Not sure why anyone would want bits of avocado stuck in the grooves of jewelry worth thousands of dollars, but oh well.
But we sure do appreciate that they brought them at all. :)
I belly laughed so hard at this that I vaulted my cat off my chest. I thought you’d want to know.
Nope. They are denied. No brunch, no Crate and Barrel registry, no tasting-spoon wedding cake, no chalkboard paint, no mason jar salad bar, no synchronized wedding party perfomances.
Is it an emerald? Looks like a sapphire. Either way, I like it too. I like that it’s becoming more common to have other engagement ring options besides the silver color band and solitaire diamond.
My people did not bring avocados from Mexico to America for this shit.
So will they be joined in guacamole matrimony?
That woman who called her fiance “creative” for following a trend that started at least a solid month before he copied it with an oxidized and mostly inedible piece of fruit?
I clicked on this article literally for the comments, and will be coming back around in a couple hours with popcorn. A combination of eccentric weirdos and pretty rings? Yes, please.
He’s a member of what we can now call the Derp State.
Just for lack of placing this anywhere else, I’d like to point out that the man whose image IS Trump Dating was convicted for filming himself having sex with a 15-year-old.
DTJ is the spitting image of his father where he thinks everything he says and does is completely brilliant and hilarious, but he couldn’t be more fucking rock stupid if he was cloned out of a piece of shale.