Do it! I didn’t wake up til 9 this morning, which is a feat with a 4yr old. I still haven’t checked the weather or opened the blinds yet, so I feel pretty accomplished in my resolve to not know what it’s like outside.

How old were you when you stopped eating lemon skins?

It was me and every time I see you post I remember that cow.

And when they see it in action suddenly lose their shit and think you can’t open desk drawers anymore. I mean, I definitely am avoiding stairs for the next few weeks, but I’m still capable of filing shit, so.

I mostly bounce! 

I am cold. We were told to expect this huge ass storm this weekend, one that would dump more snow on my part of KC than elsewhere. We got about a half inch. It was 15 degrees F last time I checked, but with windchill factored it was about 3 fucking degrees. I quit asking my phone what the weather was like at that…

Mine is a letter switch I do sometimes when I’m super tired (very mild dislexia) I am a big person, and sometimes refer to myself as a fat panda because of all the bizzare shit that’s wrong with me, but can be hardly noticeable to outsiders.

Groooooooooss!

Considering the Secret Service have had their budget blown pretty quickly each year by Trump’s golf trips that visit may go differently than you anticipate.

Yaaas!

Looks like you got one of Ben’s friends in your greys. Don’t engage!

I am here for this nuanced breakdown of Nazi Germany political history.

Well, you can “poor Wendy” her, but I’m fine with it.

god you’re lame.

I dunno. Taking a child from it’s family for no reason they can fathom and then giving it to some other (potentially! we have no idea!) family seems pretty on-brand for these people.

Would I kill baby Hitler? I mean... how many babies are dying/have died in Yemen in the last year that weren’t going to commit genocide while we have this stupid conversation, eh Ben? Nothing to say about those babies, huh? The ones who are here, right now, and whose saving don’t require a technology that your party…

1) This is my favorite recurring post for the last couple years by far. Cannibal Witch/Waters 2020

I’m feeling very secure in my career choice right about now.

I also wanted to smack that uptight dick. He made everything so much harder on her than necessary and did it with glee.

Heck yes it is!