Please take a walk during 9-5 on a weekday down in Soho and watch idiot after idiot almost get hit by a car or a bike because they’re looking down at their phone. Prime area for it is Prince and Broadway. Then get back to us after a few hours of watching that shitshow and let us know if you want to go and blame it all…
1000%. I work for a brewery and have to deal with twatwaffles like this on a daily fucking basis. The HouseMusicBeerBro cunts are the worst.
1000%. I work for a brewery and have to deal with twatwaffles like this on a daily fucking basis. The HouseMusicBeerBro cunts are the worst.
“House music lover”
Disappointed you didn’t go with the image of Marty doing his best Scumbag Steve impression:
OH OF FUCKING COURSE THEIR FIRST DANCE WAS TO WAGON WHEEL.
I was 16 and on the Jersey Shore. I had a summer job at the time so I drove down from NY on weekends to spend time with my family. I had an iced tea while watching Late Night with Conan on the pullout couch, and fell asleep like 15 minutes into the episode. Next thing I know, I’m on the toilet, trying to go to the…
100 bucks says he got to campus that weekend with a four month supply of his mutha’s pasta gravy to throw in the freezer. She must be so very proud of him.
With their shirts off, like true Long Island Gentlemen.
Picture from SUNY Cortland this weekend, at the house my friends and I lived in our senior year. Used to be a house full of good guy jocks and social/feminist activists who threw great parties. Now home to hot piles of garbage.
Also, not sure how you can be personally affronted by a story that begins with, “This is a long one...”
Apologies all around?
He didn’t really break in- there were a bunch of doors open on the porch, he went through one, and it ended up being for the apartment upstairs. She just sent him back down to us after she realized he was part of our group.
Oh, he scored. Trust me.
Thanks! But let’s go Devils! :)
This is a long one, but I think it’s pretty great. Please excuse any typos.
Two friends from college got married, and it was a doozy of a wedding. My friends actually went to college with my best friend from high school, so over the course of college and the following decade her friends became mine, and vice versa.…