watch as hordes of children are dragged down by dachshunds

and yet i find this news story way preferable compared to pretty much everything in the world right now

super bad.

i felt a great disturbance in the force, as though a million conspiracy theorist suddenly cried out in-

a true lady demands that the davenport wear dress slacks.

*sets crow's new hair ablaze*

IF YOU LEAVE THE BRONX WE'LL GIVE YOU FUDGSICLES

LEAVE THE BRONX

interesting fact: the ancient romans would execute people found guilty of patricide by tying them in a sack with a snake, a dog, a monkey and a rooster and throwing the sack into the tiber.

the guffawing man looks increasingly maniacal the more i look at him.

while he was drowning a bag of cats.

fetusmau5.

describing tastes as "weak" and "strong" is a meaningless statement without a definition of those terms dogg.

he shouted at a horse on the way back to his home town

oh, i think i'll miss you most of all.

in my vision he was in a terrible accident and is now just a head floating above a hologram of his body.

"that sounds highly offensive"

he's happy because they've genetically engineered actual batmans

poppycock? man, you were some classy fifth graders.

with johnny handsome-rescue as the emt.