i guess today's audiences need blood splattered all over their faces to keep them from yawning.

ah. calculus.

maybe, i don't know. he hasn't glared at me yet.

why does b=""?

i guess he could just direct a smoldering glare at the viewer throughout the entire show. he wouldn't say a word. and you would know. you would know who had failed.

"ramona quimby, age DEAD"

"not since judy blume" is a phrase that i wish i could use more often in my life

i'm still waiting for "are you there god? it's me, jamiroquai"

i've never really been clear on how many jedi there are. the neat thing about the original movies is how jedi seemed like they were these rare legends, that there were so few of them that people could actually believe that they never existed in the first place.

in a wakka-walk-on role.

the av club

that's nothing to crow about.

"again we see there is nothing you can possess that i cannot take away…"

so, a mobius strip?

what, all of them?

but also generous to lovers of accordions!

plus you can loop the entrails under your chin and tie them together, for a handy strap that will keep the hat from falling off

he violated the laws of causality, man. the universe is crumbling as we speak.

in my experience at culinary school, yes.

i like ike.