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No amount of footage, clips or interviews can convince me this is an actual show and not some 30 Rock joke come to life.

There is definitely a moment near the end where the cadence and pitch are very close to “Rock Me Amadeus.”

Now I’m confused. Am I getting Swoyer’s argument right?

These women all tell stories of him doing EXACTLY WHAT HE SAYS HE DID.

My catty ass LOVES the comment on Trump’s penis size: “Was it in there, or only partially in there? Hm, not sure.” You know that’s driving him bonkers.

One of the places I work at has a somewhat detailed ramen menu and a specials board that changes daily. It can be a little confusing for some newcomers. Yesterday a couple came in and took a look briefly before telling me they’d never eaten there and needed some help. I recommend two of our most popular specials, both…

So what kind of chemtrails are spurting out of this thing?

As a former college player (SEC) and participant in dozens of national and state tournaments, let me make an observation about President Trump and his golf game:

I’m a girl, so all my life I have been told that my clothing sends messages to other people. If I wear a skirt that is a little too short or a shirt that shows a little too much cleavage, I am apparently communicating that I consent to being groped or worse.

I now realize Pittsburgh plays a key role in the original batshit article, but you’re going to lead with a photo of the Roberto Clemente Bridge, wouldn’t it make sense to give its connection the slightest bit of context this post???

It’s 11:46 as I write this comment... and Georgetown still sucks.

But that was a good chirp. Take your star!

Maybe he actually did hit that shot from the moon. Or at least it probably seemed like it to him, what with all the stars in his vision at that point. 

I’m sorry, how do I sign up for this condition? 

I’m just going to be that old lady and say that this falls under, “things you don’t need to share with the class, Cardi B.” I have to think there’s some space between being sex-positive and telling anyone who’ll listen that you want your trifling ex’s dick to “destroy” you. Sheesh.

i think people will be surprised that they owe even though taxes went down

So eloquent. Much thoughtful. True authentic. 

I read this in the hormone monster’s voice. Thank you.

“how the fuck is [Enter Administration Official Name Here] not in jail for his involvement in the [Enter Relevant Scandal, Crime or Unconstitutional Fuckery Here] travesty?”

Her father must be rolling over in his grave.

I was scratching my head when they said “the average is 5 to 6 in” but isn’t that erect? What does that have to do with sitting on a toilet? They’d have to have a comically big dick for this to be a problem.