I love it - Hamilton Nolan is advocating for independence for one of the wealthiest areas in Spain, who want independence because they feel they pay too much in taxes.

Leave it to Florida Man to be an actual mother fucker.

I’m a 4.95. Mind you, that’s an always-drunk-and-talkative 4.95. My wife also rates me at a 4.95, but that’s out of 10.

Could we stop with James Corden? Why do we always get the Brit’s runny sloppy seconds???

Or I could get an E46 M3 with less miles for less money.

Ze rear brakes don’t count.

Those look like 6-piston calipers, which would be fixed wouldn’t they?

Sovereign Citizens claim to have all the rights of US citizenship, but also are not beholden to the laws of the same. They are crazy fucks.

Doug Stanhope was joking.

“I agree that ‘no means no’... assuming the words and body language match.” 

British car with an American engine? Sounds like TVR is doing it right again.

“8. You don’t wash grapes.”

The Willys is geared to chew through its transfer case all the time. The YJ is geared to hit 60mph in under 5 seconds.

I’ve got a CJ3A with a Ford 302 V8. Dad has a YJ with a 400hp SBC.

“(called the “niner” among Jeep enthusiasts)“

Lucky bastard. The slushbox in my ‘02 is achingly slow to shift.

Jokes on you - I have sabotaged your sale!

WILLIAMSSW IS A BULLSHITTER BUY MY E46 WITH A BIGGER ENGINE AND EXTRA BODY RIGIDITY (COUPE) FOR $6,000

If they can ask $6,000 for this turd, then my 2002 330Ci should pull in E39 m5 money!!!

Alternative title: Cocksuckers can float; currently selling gas in Texas.