I’ll just leave this here.

Yo dawg, we heard you like wings, so we put a wing in front of your wing so you can force down your downforce.

Nope. Not even close.

Actually, I’m pretty sure they’re both Lambos

The Pontiac 6000 called, it wants it grille and headlamps back

Not sure why, but Geo Storm jumped out at me first...

I’ve lived in Buffalo/Rochester NY all my life and I’ve never had a problem driving anything like this in snow. In fact, I just bought a ‘96 Roady Wagon BECAUSE I know how well it’ll do in the snow. No one needs AWD crossovers. RWD with a little weight over the drive wheels is fine.

It’s actually black and blue.