I worked at the Coyote Ugly saloon in Nashville in my early twenties as a bouncer. The 5 songs the bartenders danced on the bar to are seared in my memory. I start throwing things if I hear Honky Tonk Badonkadonk these days.
Parliament
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“Two rules man: Don’t touch my fucking percocets and do you have any fucking percocets?”
Just because he's a stark raving lunatic doesn't necessarily mean he's unqualified to talk about baseball. The game has a sordid, storied history in this regard re: Ty Cobb, Curt Schilling (I might be forgetting one or two)
Say “stuffed” a few more times.
A few years ago, I lived in a house with a couple other guys. There was a SNES with, among other games, Super Ghouls and Ghosts. While I never beat it, but I could get much farther than roommates. I only made it past Level 4 once. At that point, my hands were shaking so much I had to take a break. During said break,…
Cocain't blame him for trying.
“Now I’ve told you before that you can’t threaten to cut people with your can lids on the bus!”
+1 hairy palm
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Great Stevie Wonder cover.
+1 Malkovich
Wwelcome back, Drew! The place wasn't the same without ya.
Not red enough.
Right!? I wish I could describe the color of the liquid more eloquently than “Yuck Brown” but words fail me.
For the record, I was a witness to this savagery and not a participant. A buddy and I had spent several hours at our favorite bar and the last call had been made. Tommy the Bartender proceeded to ask us if we wanted a “Mat shot”. I declined, but my friend agrees. Tommy proceeds to empty the mat (that he’s been pouring…
I feel ya. That happened to me too. I did not continue to drink it however. Very much the opposite. You are stone cold though.
I love everyone screaming “SHOOTIT!!” in perfect unison, as if queued by an invisible conductor.
Streaker > Shrieker
Right? I love #5 jumping in solidarity. I'd like to think that action gave Zion an extra inch on his vertical.
I remain flummoxed by the Texans play call on that 4th & 1 in the red zone toward the end of the first half. Watson’s one-hopper to the end zone didn’t help matters much, but why not run a draw play in that situation?