Your dealer was a moron (not surprisingly).

What a dummy.

It's the sending part that I have a problem with. I feel like I'd have a hard time convincing a masseuse to head on over to the basement of some car photographer's mom's house.

There are thousands of pro car shooters out there. Just go to Flickr and have a look around. If you have a question about a particular photo, send them a massage or hit the forums. The community will give you an idea where to start.

Party time in Lesotho!

No, thank you, Kinja.

If you have the option of gullwing doors, why would you ever choose the roadster?

You're supposed to kick the tires, not the wheel!

No, and you're a monster for including the pic.

This guy:

All you pros are exactly why I bought it! I love this car, but compared to all the other things we looked at, it was absolutely the most 'boring' of the bunch.

That would be the car I bought new last spring, the Volvo XC90 (not mine pictured):

Building on an already formidable 2.0-liter TSI turbocharged engine as its foundation, the FMS Automotive crew tapped the APR for their Stage 3+ Turbo Kit to help boost output to 425 horsepower, more than double the standard output. To help manage the new-found power, the engine was equipped with APR rods, wristpins,…

That's adorable.

That's adorable.

Posting these speeds in MPH is crazy, but it's even more mind boggling when you break it down further:

To be unfair to Schumacher, there were no Batsuits in the comics that featured nipples:

It's ok.

How dare you!

So did Mrs. Pouncey have a stroke in between naming her twins?