So. Much. Semen. So. Many. Fluids.

(P.s. from internet. Not my thumb)

And coke. Don’t forget the coke.

Love it! I’ve saved it to my phone, but gifs usually treat me like shit when I try to resend them.

Oh! I thought it was awkward phrasing for “repeated harm”. Reputational would be less weird. :)

Caused him “repetitional harm.” Legalese is the oddest of languages.

True. I should have put *insert body part here*..... Like a Mad Lib.

Wow! His wife was great!

“Be yourself always no matter what.”

I felt so bad for that clumsy little oaf!

And utter disdain from that other guy (left side of pic).

You know Yahoo commenters would totally touch the art.

Edited to delete because I misread something!

Ha! That’s like me and cigarettes. I hate them so much that I’ve started to sneeze and get stuffy around them. I think I channeled my hatred into an allergy.

And maybe some cats are worth than others? I’m not allergic to my/most dogs. But my friend has 3 Golden retrievers and something about those dogs make me sneeze like crazy.

Starred for “yoots”. ;)

Gollum, is that you?

Maaaaaaybe this guy?

Same here. Meth makes the short list as well.

Well, masturbating, video’ing it, and sending it to other people. I think it’s that last step that’s the most problematic.