This is an 8 minute video that gets amazing at minute 4. Frankly, you're just cheating yourself if you don't watch the whole thing:

Bravo has a new show that's on right now called "Southern Charm." It's about young idiots in Charleston. One of them is a dipshit named Thomas Ravenel. He was a rising Republican star until he got caught with a bunch of cocaine. He cried like a little girl when he had to go to jail. I was in a restaurant once and was…

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She bitches that Republicans can't win elections, even though they are the "party of ideas" then she says this dumb shit:

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Brian Williams mentioned the website Jezebel tonight. It was about an article that Jez posted about turn of the century tests that kids had to take. The gist of the article was that today's kids are too dumb to pass the test.

Suck it, San Francisco! The readers of Travel and Leisure magazine named Charleston the number one travel city in the US and Canada.

Hello, I've not been posting for a while, due to being busy with life, but GerbilsOutOfExile is visiting me, and we're out on lovely Kiawah Island. We started reminiscing about all of you, and we just wanted to say "hello." We wish you were here, since it's a lovely day, and we've been busy biking on the beach and…

For those of you who like dwelling spaces, cats, and funny captions:

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Well, I've got a new internet BFF! I'm so excited! ClementineRoundtree, Gerbils and Skahammer aren't posting as much as they used to so I was forced into a new internet relationship. CassiebearRAWR is my new BFF and I adore her.

I thought I couldn't hate Phil Gramm, John McCain, and Rick Perry any more than I already do, and then I found this:

I leave this here for your viewing pleasure:

I know I've been phoning it in at Gawker for the past year (or two), but I'm proud of this one:

http://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/press-past/2013/03/20/the-underestimated-costs-and-price-tag-of-the-iraq-war

I'm watching Peggy Noonan on This Week with George S and it really makes me miss Jim Newell, and his Dame Peggy Noonington columns. Peggy Noonan is like a smarter version of Sarah Palin, and almost as annoying as Palin. Thank God she's not wearing tight T-shirts, wedgies and capri pants. I genuinely think I would dry…

Maury Compson told me yesterday "I appreciate you" and I'm not sure why this touched me as it did, but for some reason I just thought it was so sweet. I may start saying this to other human beings.