papillon_rose
Papillon
papillon_rose

God damn that just got worse and worse as you went along. That bitch is actual scum. Oh my god.

Hey, don’t lump the rest of in with those assholes. I’ve been saying we needed to attach wings to Texas and let that fucker float off into the sun for years.

Well, there goes my appetite.

This is why I’m goddamn bisexual. This shit right here. Because yeah, #notallmen, but #considerablyfewerwomen.

Don’t cry, babe. I feel the same way.

Curse you for making me cry.

ooh! Time to go write borderline creepy celebrity shipfiction!

Her pain tolerance must be through the damn roof. o_o

...I really want a wedding dress though.

Holy shit holy shit. I've never been able to use tampons and felt terrible about it, and all my attempts at actually having vaginal intercourse with people have been failures - it's difficult for the guy to 'get it in there' and I freak out and get uncomfortable or it hurts too much and I have to stop. Sorry for the

Not gonna lie - I have kicked a guy that was harassing me in the junk before. But (a) he had it coming and (b) I didn't detach it from his body.

That's the textbook definition of 'dodged a bullet'.

Any situation in which someone cuts off someone else's body part is fucked up no matter who's involved. I don't even know if sexism plays a part in this one.

He probably didn't see that level of retailiation coming, man.

That's because you're empathetic. A lot of people aren't. You're not a special snowflake because no one is, but you're like an extra sparkly snowflake. It's a good thing. : )

I'm either stupid or tired because I was trying to wrap my head around how she managed to cut it off after cutting it off the first time.

What if I want to send myself glitter? I might send myself glitter and then roll in it.

I keep ignoring that thing whenever it pops up. This has been one of the worst years of my life, and I'm glad it's almost over.