Anything that keeps his stubby little fingers tweeting and not pressing buttons for launch codes.

We have SMALK. It's just as good, really.

It's the stupidest name since PWR BTTM!

If only other commenters were as magnanimous as you.

This isn't some half-baked Stephen King adaptation like we've seen time and again. No, this is King's tropes pureed into a fine paste.

I think it's a riff on the Best Picture mixup, but I'm probably being charitable.

I guess it's good they're taking a proactive response with the email and mediator rather than the typical "nuh uh" response in cases like this.

Yeah, but at the same time maybe 1 in 20 host segments ever made me laugh on the old show.

The worst thing about the new season is that I can't tell which robot is talking during the riffs.

They moved it to Next Sunday.

The reporter said "Keynesian".

"Where's the vegemite?"

Who needs mail-order pastrami when glorious SPAM is already available at your local convenience mart?

She did have a skiing accident earlier this year, just like the famously accident-prone Gary Johnson.

Sounds like my state's (New Mexico) spiteful, vindictive governor, who literally cannot tell a personal anecdote that doesn't include screwing over a perceived enemy.

Third correction: Spicer was "in amongst" the bushes. Definitely not a coward.

Yeah, let's see him try to remove my astral projection from his dressing room.

Robert Pulcini and Shari Springer Berman, who wrote and directed The Nanny Diaries

What do you want to bet Tyler had just watched Squidbillies and The Jerk right before the pitch meeting?

"There were warnings about eating the brown cheese sandwiches, man. Some weren't so lucky."