Why did it matter that the island was purportedly formerly owned by Escobar? Were some attendees expecting to find buried treasure?

Attention is worth more than money to some.

O-oh yeah-a!

A-meh.

They're series orders. So I guess you're in luck.

I've only seen the film once but I revisit the soundtrack all the time.

Probably no Doug Jones either. I would think he's loyal to Guillermo del Toro.

He should have no problem getting on the House Armed Services Committee having appeared on Cupcake Wars.

I say we follow Chester's lead and make "then stab yourself in the face!" our new rejoinder to anyone we disagree with. Who's with me?

Looking at IMDB, at least he had some stuff in the works and Tusk wasn't his final movie.

Which is unfair, as Seeso had a perfectly good reason to praise Hitler.

You guys sending D'Angelo to dump on stuff at Cannes again this year?

Damon's playing against type as the Japanese villain. It's the studio's brilliant workaround to the problem.

Senate President Pro Tempore is third in line. What happened to Pence and Paul Ryan in your scenario?

He did court Pat by driving her to dates with other men, which could be considered kind of freaky.

I expect "[A] masterpiece of the subtweet genre! - A.V. Club" to now feature on the Presidential Library's materials.

Yup. A.V. Club has thrown all the 1997 Week articles in the trash.

Four Eyez On Me

Only in the cocaine-hangover of the early '90s could that movie have been made. That manic, needy guy who just won't leave when he's not wanted? Hilarious!

It's like a birthday spanking. "And one to grow on!"