To quote “Steel Magnolias”, the dudes playing Danny, Joey, and Uncle Jesse all look like they were carved out of cream cheese.
I do not know what to make of this article. It’s either in jest (poorly done) or just mean.
WOW. What is with guys who can’t make normal gestures of love/kindness during a relationship and then go zero-to-fucking-nutjob in an effort to “get someone back?” It isn’t a Grand Gesture that shows you’ve changed, guys; you look delusional. At best.
That has to be the most fucked up thing I've ever heard. This may sound illogical, but you should be able to press charges for...something. Emotional fuckery? I'm so sorry you went through that. There should be a special place in hell for him and his entire fucked up family for being complicit in all that shit.
Schadenfreude is my biggest guilty pleasure. My ex started dating a mutual friend (I think before she and her longterm, awesome boyfriend broke up) and moved in with her within a month because he was jobless. She’s....a bit much, I guess, and after a few months of them making everything awkward he broke it off with…
Hey, people can die at any time. Celebrate getting a year older. It matters.
When I saw this, I thought I should share my story but didn’t because it’s so fucked up it’s almost unbelievable.
This is my nephew on his first birthday. Like his Auntie Gin, not a big fan of chocolate.
On the opposite side of the spectrum, I expect amazing celebrations for my birthday. But I orchestrate them myself because I’m a grown-ass adult. “No cards or gifts please: just come to my home and imbibe all this lovely alcohol I’ve purchased for all of us as we dance and karaoke and game.”
I managed to bite my tongue when my ex got engaged after 3 months of dating the girl he met after me, after dumping me because he just didn’t want to be involved in anything serious.
I’m here for the baby photos - don’t let me down commenters! Let the irony FLOW through you!
“I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE DOING THIS TO ME IN MY BIRTHDAY WEEK!!!” and hung up.
I would guess poorly. You dated her for 18 years and didn’t get married, but are now engaged to someone you’ve been dating for 7 months. :/
Right. So, this past weekend, I was grocery shopping, as one does, and got the essentials. You know, kale and lentils, hair spray, dog biscuits, mega pack of tampons and pads, ben and jerrys cookie core ice cream, texas-shaped cheez-its, 800 cases of la croix sparking water.
A friend of mine is the oldest of four sisters. They are all amazing, kick-ass women - smart, funny, gorgeous. About a year after my friend’s youngest sister started her period (she was 14 I think) she went to the drugstore to buy some tampons along with shampoo and other stuff. And the check-out clerk - who was at…
I only hide them I think because idiots will go Ooooh she’s bitchy cos she’s bleeding profusely from her vagina. And then I’ll have to stab them. And hospitals are really reluctant to hire you if you stab enough people without orders to do so.
Laughing at a menstruating woman = virgin
Yo, ladies, keep your shameful bodies in check. I don’t want to see any indication that you’re a human woman that doesn’t give me a huge hetero man erection.
I might have been embarrassed as a young teenager, but geez. Grownups, and all that. We pee, we poop, we bleed.